Southern Vernacular 101 with Professor Ethan
Definition: a large quantity
Example: Mommy, I need a plate to use with my sandwich because I don't like to put a mess of crusts on the table.
Synonyms: passel, heap
Google Maps Vernacular 101
Turn Right on FM 344 E. Go 0.2 Miles. Destination Will Be On the Right.
Definition: Turn left on FM 344 E. Go 1.7 miles. Destination will be on the left.
Example: I suppose it's obvious. It was us. After lunch. Trying to make a "quick" trip to a FedEx drop box. We found it. No thanks to Google.