Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Memo to Dylan

Dear Dylan,

I wish, for your sake, it were not so, but the fact of the matter is: you simply cannot nurse while holding both of your fists under your chin.

Should this change, I will make certain to immediately inform you.

In the meantime: This arm.....here like so. And this one....thusly. And then (and this is key) keep them there for the duration.

Love unconditionally,


PS - Smiling at me (on purpose for a change!) for the first time today is indeed infinitely endearing, but it doesn't change the fact that there is still nothing I can do. For the foreseeable future, fists down, please. More smiling, though! It's lovely.

1 comment:

Kerrie said...

Aww, but "both fists under his chin" does sound adorable! :-)