Monday, February 27, 2006

Fry Mah Hide!

This had me literally laughing out loud this morning. A bit of my blog translated into Redneck:

Don't ax yer kids whut they be hankerin' t'eat.

Yo' might not like th' answer.

Here's th' convahsashun ah had wif mah 2-year-old:

Mammy: Ole Man Tate, whut does yer hankerin' fo' lunch?
Ole Man Tate: Yessuh.
Mammy: Whut in tarnation does yer hankerin' t'eat?
Ole Man Tate: Yeah.
Mammy: No, sweetie, whut does yer hankerin' t'eat??
Ole Man Tate: *reckons fo' a couple of seconds* Cookies.
Mammy: Cookies?! Fry mah hide! *laughin'*
Ole Man Tate: Cookies. Yessuh.

Here's the rest of my site translated into redneck.

Translate your site (or any other site or text) into redneck.

Other translations available: Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, and Hacker.

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